| Senator Edward Kennedy, Long time Democratic senator from Massachusetts, Younger brother of John F Kennedy and Robert Kennedy, last of the Kennedy political dynasty, Lion of the senate, civil rights leader, Father, Husband, uncle, patriarch steals the spotlight from Michael Jackson by dying. “You'd think that someone who fought so hard for civil rights for so long would allow the country to finish mourning for Michael in an appropriate way,” The President of the Michael Jackson fan club said in a prepared statement. “ In a related story, the footage from Senator Kennedys final rehearsal is being prepared for DVD release, with all the profits going to the recently founded charity The Senator Edward Kennedy Foundation for Giving Money to His Family. |
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JAMMING IN POPES GARAGE VATICAN CITY – Geffen Records proudly announced that they have signed Pope Benedict XVI to a one record deal. The album, to be named Alma Mater, will include the Pontiffs voice, drawn from Vatican radio, and also include his version of Regina Coeli as well as such popular favourites as Life’s Been Good, When Irish Eyes are Smiling (From the Bowels of Hell) and of course InnaGoddaDavida. Also included as a bonus is the Pope’s very special and heart warming version of Baby Got Back. |
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| TWITTER PATED Security experts were warning everyone to beware of a virus that is attacking them through the social networking site Twitter. Experts warn that the virus, when activated, will automatically post on your Twitter account banal rambling of every moment of every day. The problem, experts say, is that most people never know they are affected since they can't tell the difference between the virus postings and their own banal rambling of every moment of every day. Says a twitter expert “Saw a pretty butterfly in my garden today. LOL Reminded me of a hamburger I once had. OMG Robert Pattinson is so hawt xoxo” |
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| PUTTING OUT THE FINE WITH GASOLINE Author Stephenie Meyer has been accused of plagiarizing another author's work in one of her best selling novels in the Twilight series. Jordan Scott filed a lawsuit against Meyer on Wednesday claiming Meyer stole ideas from her book Sweaty, Shimmery, Hot Vampire Dude Loves Pale, Breathy Chick and used them in her fourth book of the Twilight vampire series, Breaking Dawn. When reached for comment, Meyer's publisher said "Neither Stephenie Meyer nor her representatives had any knowledge of this writer or her supposed book prior to this claim." although it was later discovered this comment was stolen from a comment from Bram Stokers publisher. |
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| CPFOG the BLOG is: Gord Gardiner – Writer and all around Ginchy Dude. Jen Ashton Gardiner – Didn’t proofread This issue so don’t go blaming her. |
