Random Thoughts About Random Things or My Lazy Ass Blog Post

It's been a weird week and I really can't think of anything substantial to write about, (oh look, he thinks his blog is substantial! Isn't he cute?) so I decided to fall back on an old bloggers trick and just write random things that come to mind. I know, it's the cheap way out, but no one ever accused me of being above cheapness.
Here we go.

- I really hate the new opening of the show Suburgatory. Also I hate that they fired Alan Tudyk.
- Yeah, I watch Suburgatory, what's it to ya?
- I don't really know if I've ever had pigs in a blanket. I mean I'm sure I have but no one has ever handed me something and said "try these pigs in a blanket, they are lovely." And I need that.

- I really regret last weeks post because fuck winter!

- I hope Matthew Perry comes back to TV soon. I really liked his last two shows and thought they should have lasted longer.

- Cheese is good.

- So are cookies.

- Why has no one made a cheese cookie?

- Why does the Super Bowl need to be a bowl every year? Why can't it be a Super Cup or a Super Plate one in awhile. It gives someone the chance of getting the entire Super Place Setting over the course of a career.

- Speaking of, how do they get the halftime show stage together and apart so quickly? Is it inflatable?

- Do women ever stand on a chair, grab the hem of their dress and do that "eek eek" dance when they see a mouse, or have cartoons lied to me?

- If we get twelve feet of snow over the course of a winter does that mean the thirteenth foot is free?

- and finally, I don't think Brooke from Dance Moms gets a decent break from Abby Lee Miller. She's just a good a dancer as the other girls and deserves the odd solo.

- Yeah I watch Dance Moms, don't judge me!

Until next time internet! ~drops mic~