Random Thoughts About Random Things or My Lazy Ass Blog Post

It's been a weird week and I really can't think of anything substantial to write about, (oh look, he thinks his blog is substantial! Isn't he cute?) so I decided to fall back on an old bloggers trick and just write random things that come to mind. I know, it's the cheap way out, but no one ever accused me of being above cheapness.
Here we go.

- I really hate the new opening of the show Suburgatory. Also I hate that they fired Alan Tudyk.
- Yeah, I watch Suburgatory, what's it to ya?
- I don't really know if I've ever had pigs in a blanket. I mean I'm sure I have but no one has ever handed me something and said "try these pigs in a blanket, they are lovely." And I need that.

- I really regret last weeks post because fuck winter!

- I hope Matthew Perry comes back to TV soon. I really liked his last two shows and thought they should have lasted longer.

- Cheese is good.

- So are cookies.

- Why has no one made a cheese cookie?

- Why does the Super Bowl need to be a bowl every year? Why can't it be a Super Cup or a Super Plate one in awhile. It gives someone the chance of getting the entire Super Place Setting over the course of a career.

- Speaking of, how do they get the halftime show stage together and apart so quickly? Is it inflatable?

- Do women ever stand on a chair, grab the hem of their dress and do that "eek eek" dance when they see a mouse, or have cartoons lied to me?

- If we get twelve feet of snow over the course of a winter does that mean the thirteenth foot is free?

- and finally, I don't think Brooke from Dance Moms gets a decent break from Abby Lee Miller. She's just a good a dancer as the other girls and deserves the odd solo.

- Yeah I watch Dance Moms, don't judge me!

Until next time internet! ~drops mic~

It's Winter, Stop Complaining Already

I have something to tell you that may surprise you.

You ready?

Really?

Ok, here we go.

It's winter, and winter is cold.

I mind blowing, I know.

The reason I tell you this is because everyone, and I mean everyone, is complaining that it is cold this winter. Unless you live in Australia, in which I am led to believe that you are complaining it's too hot. In which case you can rot in hell.

But I digress.

The surprising fact that it is cold in winter seems to stem from the fact that we, in Canada, forgot that we live in a land where winter happens. During the summer there is some sort of mass forgetfulness, kind of like one of those flashy memory wipe things from the Men in Black movies. I think it's called "The Sun."

During the time that this sun thingy is out and dominates the weather we just up and forget that we are in Canada. We seem to think we live in Florida or something so that when this winter thing happens we get all surprised and forget how to drive.

Listen, I get it. Uncomfortable sucks. High gas bills suck. Not being able to feel your finger tips suck. Also being a whiny child sucks but I don't see that stopping you!

You know who has the right to whine? Texas. That's right, the "bigger, badder, born to be bad" state is experiencing more snowfall then it knows what to do with. Ok granted by "more snowfall" I mean "millimeters" but considering it usually gets none I'm willing to cut them some slack.

Btw: for those readers who aren't in Canada please feel free to replace the word "Canada" with wherever you are as long as it got a butt load of snow!

Also the title of this weeks post is an exact quote from my doctors receptionist who would know from people whining about the cold.