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| A VERY SPECIAL “THE CHIN SUCKS” ISSUE! | |
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| MAMA OOOOOOOOOOOooooOOOoooO | |
The science world celebrated this week as the 400th anniversary of Galileo first  looking through his home made telescope. For those of you not familiar, Galileo “Figaro” Galilei, a poor boy from a poor family, took a home made telescope a and pointed it into the sky. From this one act he saw a silhouette of a man, asked someone if they would do the fandango, and cried out for Beelzebub if the devil was put aside for him At least that’s how I remember it. I may have been confused. | |
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| MEANWHILE, OVER AT 10PM | |
HOLLYWOOD – The world of BANAL chatting was shaken up when it was announced that the 10 pm weeknight experiment that was the Lay Leno Show was a failure, and that Leno is being moved to his old time at 11:30pm, bumping the Tonight Show with Conan O’Brian. Speaking on his show about the move, Leno said “Did you hear about this, this is strange” then mumbled something then over emphasised the last line before turning to his bandleader and discussing the punch line of the joke. By the way, I had written a funnier joke for this, but I figured since we were talking about Jay Leno I could half ass it. | |
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| ONE BRA, TWO BRA, RED BRA, BLUE BRA | |
A worldwide phenomenon happened this week when, in an effort to raise awareness for breast cancer, women were encouraged to update their Facebook status with the color of their bra. The event was so successful that awareness of breast cancer went up, raising a total of $0.00 for breast cancer research. Allowing researchers to do absolutely nothing, and giving sufferers absolutely no comfort. On the other hand, men worldwide started imagining YOU without your bra. So enjoy that class reunion next weekend. | |
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| CPFOG the Blog is. Gord Gardiner – Writer Jen Gardiner - Prufrodder | |
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