SCIENTISTS UPSET MAN CAUGHT IN RADIATION
EXPLOSION FAILS TO TURN INTO GIANT, GREEN
BRUTE OF DESTRUCTION
DR. ROBERT “BRUCE” BANNER ABSORBED ALMOST SUPERHUMAN LEVELS OF GAMMA RADIATION, BUT INSTEAD OF MUTATING INTO RAMPAGING BEAST, HE DIED A PAINFUL DEATH INSTEAD.
“I CANNOT DESCRIBE HOW DISAPPOINTED WE ARE,” A COLLEAGUE WHO WISHES TO REMAIN NAMELESS SAID, “WHAT IS THE POINT OF GETTING CAUGHT IN AN ACCIDENTAL RADIATION BURST IF ALL YOU ARE GOING TO DO IS FRY FROM THE INSIDE OUT?”
IN RELATED NEWS, THE U.S. ARMY IS CONSIDERING SCRAPPING EXPENSIVE MUTATED BEAST DEFENCE SYSTEM DUE TO LACK OF MUTATED BEASTS.
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