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It’s the eternal question. Something we’ve all wondered but no one, until now, has  dared to ask. Which is better? The Terminator or a toaster? Of course before we dare answer, we must define WHICH Terminator we are talking about. The Terminator 1 killing machine? The Terminator 2 or 3 bad assed big brother? Or the Terminator TV show Loving, touching, squeezing babe-o-rama? Well how about all of them. That’s right, we are taking all of the terminators and placing them, guns blazing, against the maker of yummy, crunchy toast. The Toaster doesn’t stand a chance. |
Terminator 1 | Terminator 2&3 | TV Show | Toaster | Winner! | |
Time of Origin | Future | Future | Future | Present | Terminator |
Killer or no? | Yes | No | No | Unknown | Terminator |
Makes Toast? | No | No | No | Yes | Toaster |
Is Toast? | Yes | Yes | Maybe | No | Toaster |
Carries Gun? | Yes | Yes | Yes | No | Terminator |
Self Aware? | Yes | Yes | Yes | No | Terminator |
Must follow the commands of a whiny brat? | No | Yes | Yes | No | Toaster |
Toasts Pop Tarts? | No | No | No | Yes | Toaster |
Remains become part of Skynet? | Yes | No | No | No | Terminator |
Future Politician? | Yes | Yes | Unknown | No | Toaster |
Appeared in Last Action Hero? | Yes | Yes | No | No | Toaster |
Toasts Bagels? | No | No | No | Yes | Toaster |
Good Wedding Gift? | No | No | Yes | Yes | Tie |
Good Actor? | No | No | Yes | No | Terminator |
Makes Sandwiches Yummier | No | No | Maybe | Yes | Toaster |
AND THE WINNER IS …
THE TOASTER!!!!!!
Congratulations to Toaster on it’s seemingly impossible win.
Join us next time when we pit this weeks winner vs.. Aquaman!
