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| Ah bacon. Manna of the Gods. Born from the same magical animal that brings us pork and ham. It has a million and one uses. You can fry it, you can wrap it around other meat products, you can even dunk it in chocolate. Truly when God was creating bacon, he was creating his greatest gift to man. And man has taken this gift a run with it. Turning a simple strip of meat into numerous products, each one better than the last. Below you will behold bacon in all of it's glory. |
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 What better way to finish a day of bacon infused goodness then to get the little bits of bacon out from your teeth with, wait for it, Bacon Floss. Think about it. Dental floss that tastes like bacon. That means even after you brush your teeth, you can taste bacon. Amazing! Brought to you by the good folks at Archie McPhee, they have a whole slew of bacon products such as Bacon Breath Mints, Bacon Toothpicks and even a bacon belt, meaning you can love your bacon all day and all of the night! |
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The Bacon Candy Bar. The Bacon Candy Bar THE BACON CANDY BAR!!! HOLY CRAP I CAN’T BELIEVE IT, IT’S A FREAKIN’ BACON FREAKIN’ CANDY FREAKIN’ FREAKIN’ BAR. FREAKIN’ Vosges Chocolate, who have stores in Chicago and New York, finally did what we all thought but didn’t have the brass balls to do. Two great tastes that taste great together (Suck it Reese!) I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, it’s a freakin’ bacon candy bar! Die happy people. |
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 Bacon Ice Cream is such a simple idea, why has no one thought of it before? Instead we get stuck with that stupid Rocky Road. Udder Delight of Rehoboth Beach, Delaware (Don’t let the name fool you, they are geniuses) finally decided enough was enough, and here we have it, Bacon Ice Cream. Not only is it flavoured bacon, it has bacon bits in it for a bacon infusion that’ll make you travel back through time. |
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 Look at the picture. Do you see what I see? Sure, to the untrained eye it’s just a maple cupcake with a bit of bacon on it, but in reality it’s a gift from on high. Made by Tee & Cakes of Boulder, Colorado it was made to simulate the best type of breakfast in noble cupcake form and (This is the best part kids, so pay attention) it’s made fresh daily. You can’t even get that type of love from your mother. |
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 Two friends Justin and Dave were chatting one day and discovered each others love for bacon. From that talk came J&D’s bacon salt, but their best product ever is Baconnaise, bacon flavoured mayonnaise. I’m going to say that again, Mayonnaise with the great taste of bacon! I think I just had a little heart attack just typing that. Their company also makes Bacon Pop, Bacon Ranch Dressing and all their products are Kosher, so no need to feel guilty my Jewish friends. |
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